Writers 4 Rent April Special:
There are plenty of things to celebrate in April – Easter, Passover, Patriot’s Day, Secretaries’ Day, and Husband Appreciation Day (yes, really; it’s April 19th this year) and Writers 4 Rent would like to help you celebrate them all in honor of Get to Know Your Customer Day April 17th.
Send us an email answering a short, fun questionnaire here or at our blog and get a $20 gift certificate toward your next writing project. You can use it yourself or give it as a gift. There are no wrong answers, but we might make you think.
All answers are confidential. We promise not to blackmail you, or laugh at you (with you, yes, but never at you) and we never, ever sell any information to anyone even when they beg, threaten and/or whine.
Questionnaire:
Describe yourself with one word (okay, two)
How old are you?
How old do you feel?
What is your favorite color combination?
What is your favorite expression?
Describe the most perfect day you ever had.
Describe your favorite person.
What vegetable do you hate the most? Why?
If you could be any vegetable, which one would it be? Why?
How old were you when you stopped believing in the tooth fairy?
What is the best April Fool’s Day joke you ever played on anyone?
What is the best April Fool’s Day joke you ever had played on you?
Are you still speaking to that fool?
When is the last time you got a letter? (Yes, we mean in the mail)
Do you save your letters?
When is the last time you wrote a letter?
What type of letter do you have the most trouble writing?
Please include your name and address so that we can send your gift certificate to you. We promise not to send you any more mail, ever, unless you ask us to.
Please note: To be fair to everyone, all answers must be complete in order to qualify for your $20 gift certificate.
Our email address:
nofooling@writers4rent.com
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